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Wednesday, November 15, 2006

A Little Advice K-Fed? SUCK IT. That Will Be All.



That's right just get it
Let you feel it
Make you lose control
This is that hip-hop flavor mixed with a lil bit of rock & roll
Valet your whip Grab your chick
You know how it goes
I got that shit, I got them beats thatll make you lose control

Step up in the club, so fresh and clean
Not the outcast that they label me
I'm rolling with a team, that roll so deep
We in and out the club everyday of the week
And I make them hits, when the beat drop
That's when you here me say say hold up, stop

Let me take you back to 5o'clock
When I roll the lamborghini off the block
But not before I made them chop the top
And throw some 20 shoe's, oh thats hot

Hit Nastros For a bite to eat
No tuxedo cuz they reconize me
Her lifestyle, the rich living, the fast cars
Don't hate 'cuz I'm a superstar and I married a superstar
Never come between us no matter who you are, cmon

That's right just get it
Let you feel it
Make you lose control
This is that hip-hop flavor mixed with a lil bit of rock & roll
Valet your whip Grab your chick
You know how it goes
I got that shit, I got them beats thatll make you lose control

Closet full of kicks
Garage full of whips
Vegas crap table got the pit ball sticks
They never seen a kid win like this
So rich, that I tattoo the dice on my wrist
And my girl too, It's no coincidence that SRT got all black tints
I've never been a digger but I rock 'em nuggets
One earing cost more than your budget
I ain't here to brag I'm just here to pop tags
My ferrari cost more than your lil S-class
Look man I'm in a whole 'nother tax bracket
It don't matter what you blow, boy you can't match it
40 grand I take the whole crew to Miami
Then we pop Crys off like they won Grammy's
I take care of my own, that's my family
Magazine talk 'cuz they don't understand me

That's right just get it
Let you feel it
Make you lose control
This is that hip-hop flavor mixed with a lil bit of rock & roll
Valet your whip Grab your chick
You know how it goes
I got that shit, I got them beats thatll make you lose control

That's right just get it
Let you feel it
Make you lose control
This is that hip-hop flavor mixed with a lil bit of rock & roll
Valet your whip Grab your chick
You know how it goes
I got that shit, I got them beats thatll make you lose control


Ahhh, yes. The sweet, sultry sounds of Kevin Federline. I haven't heard mic skills like these since...ever. Good god. Is this all it takes to make it as a rapper these days? Christ. Sign me up! I rocked the mic with a karaoke version of Ice Ice Baby that was blasted inspiring compared to this crap. Please don't get used to hearing this on here. It won't last very long, it's just serving to prove a point. LOL

Then the blasted idiot thinks that he should get custody of his kids with Britney. What the fuck is he smoking? Must be pretty good stuff...I should call and ask where he's getting it. He probably shouldn't get too used to it, though. Soon he won't be able to afford it. I love how he's dangling this alleged honeymoon sex tape over Britney's head. He claims that if she doesn't give him $30 MILLION and custody of the kids, he'll sell it. Bids are allegedly up to $50 million for the alleged 4 hour tape.

Yeah, Father of the Year. That's K-Fed. Why didn't he push for custody of his other children? Oh yeah, those royalties from Moesha are just pouring in for Shar Jackson aren't they. Pure and simple - he couldn't profit off pushing that agenda. He doesn't want the boys. He just wants a bigger slice of Britney's money. Because we all know that as much money as he's going to make with his mad rap skills, he's going to need a smidge more to keep up his lavish lifestyle. Did you know that it's been estimated that he's gone through $50 MILLION of Britney's money in JUST 2 YEARS?!?! Shit. Sign me up for that, too. How does one really spend that kind of money and have not much to show for it outside of some new trucker hats?

He really should have stuck to dancing, which (I'll give credit where it's due) he was actually pretty good at. He was even a decent model back in the day. You wouldn't guess it these days, though.

To Britney I say, stay strong. Even if he releases the tape, it will only fuel your comeback in the end. And like any judge is really going to grant loser boy full custody of Sean and Jayden.

I think Hitler has a better chance at gaining custody of a whole Jewish orphange than Fed-Ex (I love the tabloids for coming up with that one!) has at gaining custody of your boys.

1 comment:

Cami said...

That dude is such a dork! He can't sing either. I hope this album totally bombs.